Can You Guess the Punch Line?
My brother, Shane, wrote some jokes I’d like to share with you. Shane is nine years old.
Joke #1Anyone think they can guess the answer to Joke #2?
There were two popcorn kernels in the microwave. One turns to the other and says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.” “Yeah,” the other replies. “Hmmm... Turn off the microwave, Turn off the microwave!” POP! POP!
Joke #2
A man walks into a Weis Market grocery store. What does he get?
posted by Scott Eash at 3:05 PM
9 Comments:
a brain?
That's a good guess. I'm sure the "Weis" Market name was an influencing factor.
It's not the correct answer, though. Please, keep guessing!
wise
Close, but still not close enough. Keep guessing!
a Bible
That's a good guess, but it's not the one we're looking for. I want to just give you the answer, but the joke author says to keep it a secrect for a while. Please keep guessing!
I really don't know, but I know it has to have something to do with the name of the market, otherwise you sould have just said "a market" SO I am going to keep thinking!
Please keep trying. And you don't need to be embarrassed if you guess wrong. Is that why you've been posting as "Anonymous"?
Ok, great guesses all you anonymous folks (or maybe there was just one of you). I received permission to announce the answer to Joke #2!!!
Here is the joke again...
A man walks into a Weis Market grocery store. What does he get?
Answer= advice
Pretty good, huh? Thanks again for the great guesses!
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